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Bread gloves? Hot wing soda? Seriously, why would anyone need any of these? WTF?!

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A motorized ice cream cone? Dumb or Genius?

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Is it weird that I kind of want some of these…?

Dude no. I’d utilize the shit out of that wine rack.

i have no words

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relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

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dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

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